Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labwmy new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/alb... and lyrics by bo burnhamhey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snowI hate my wife becauseshe is ho ho hoShe used to please me everyday Then she made it clearthat Santa's only s'pose to come once yearNow i buy whoresRock n rolland i stuff their stockingswith my north poleI had a wonderful lifeWith a healthy householdand a beautiful wifeand a pot full of goldthen my wife spent my riches all by herselfand since women are bitches, blew a keebler elfnow i drink all dayand a part of me diescause my wife's gettin gangbangedby the rice krispie guysEveryday i get up, and i get to work late,my boss says "hey whatsup?"i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shitthe kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat"big pussy!" i cant argue with thatif another kid gives me frosted flakesi swear on my life, ill eat his parents.im the easter bunny hey im backused to funny now im hooked on crackheaps of heroine aint no jokemarshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke cokecoooookedrugs for life thats my planbut now i have no attention sp.....hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sicki think they got herpes from some irish chicksanta, tony, could you guys please stop?oh snap.....crackle and pop

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: boburnham

Length: 04:38
Rating: 4.906808
Views: 6132171

Tags: fictional  characters  rehab  song  comedy  guitar  bo  burnham  

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