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How To Survive a Cougar Attack

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Handle any emergency with Howcast's First Aid app - http://howc.st/jkDRTeExpand the description and view the text of the steps for this how-to video.Check out Howcast for other do-it-yourself videos from Stabbey and more videos in the General Dating category.You can contribute too! Create your own DIY guide at http://www.howcast.com/videos/... or produce your own Howcast spots with the Howcast Filmmakers Program at http://www.howcast.com/filmmak... cougar is one of nature's finest predators, but with the right precautions, you can survive an attack.To complete this How-To you will need:AlertnessComposureStep 1: Be alertBe alert at all times, especially when in dense cover. The best way to survive a cougar attack is to avoid one in the first place.Step 2: Stay in groupsStay in groups when in cougar territory. Lone individuals are much more at risk.Step 3: Remain calmRemain calm if you are spotted. Panic may send the cougar into a frenzy.Tip: Don't ever try to run away—the slender, agile body of the cougar can propel it up to 35 miles per hour, far faster than an Olympic sprinter.Step 4: Look bigStand up and spread your arms. Making yourself look bigger and more imposing might frighten the cat away.Step 5: Maintain eye contactMaintain eye contact and do not turn your back—this may seem counterintuitive, but you don't want the cougar to get the drop on you.Step 6: Back away slowlyBack away slowly without letting the cougar out of your sight.Tip: Do not approach or entice the cougar! While it may be exciting to see one in its natural habitat, offering food or drink or trying to get a picture with it may provoke an attack!Step 7: Check for aggressionCheck for signs of aggression, like advancing movement, bared teeth, a fixed stare, or crouching, as if to pounce.Step 8: Become more assertiveBecome more assertive if the cougar begins to move in on you—shout, wave, throw things, and try to get to higher ground.Step 9: Fight backIf she pounces, you have no choice but to fight back. Try to stay on your feet and be sure to protect your head and neck.Step 10: Don't play deadWhatever you do, don't play dead—this will likely cause the cougar to drag you to a private area and have its way with you.Thanks for watching How To Survive a Cougar Attack! If you enjoyed this video subscribe to the Howcast YouTube channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscri...

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Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: Howcast

Length: 02:05
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theintothewildman (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
CILF
JuliusIsMe (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Why do people hate cougars?
starshipjive411 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
is it wrong that i find Cougars hot
shortynikka (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol
adamtheclark (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@jwtheman23 no shit
Sannypowa (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I' m a male predator, I don' t have fear of cougars ahahahahah
stalkermonolith (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Nice kitty!!! XD
THX11003 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@mibistmitsii Because usually young males enjoy a woman having control over them. It reminds them of when their mommy took care of them as babies! It has a lot to do with regression!
THX11003 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@simplyred28 Abso-fuckin-lutely! A cougar once tried to fuck me, EWWW, she was like 4 feet, weighed about 300 pounds, and said i had a thoughtful and deep appearance! I knew where thay was going as soon as she texted me! her nickname was "La Kugar", LMFAO! When i asked what that meant, she said, "I will explain in person later!" I had to break it down of course, and told her to fuck off! in the nicest way possible.
GR8GRIFF77 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
why fuck a fresh whore when you can recycle and old one like these. re-use recycle and reduce. its good for everyone. just strap up bring your own bag and have fun. everyone else has!

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