AveragePope (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@Blade10201 You know my mom? Where'd you guys meet?

Blade10201 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@AveragePope So do we.

Minordian (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

winner - used to play that for new crew in 1980, told them it was the corporate song and it had to be learned, moves and all, for the next all staff meeting...thanks for the memories!!

AveragePope (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I wish my mother had a fucking abortion.

KitchenNowBitch (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

There is a McDonalds in downtown Houston that looks exactly like that. Bum Central.

Dan4USCTroy (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The good ol days, when America was wholesome, when Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, when we had a president like Ronald Reagan who made America great, an All American actor like John Wayne not the Kardashians,Jersey shore crap etc. I'm sad to see our country go broke, no circuit city, block buster,etc.Now I'm hearing rumor best buy,Hertz,Sprint Nextel, Goodyear,and hostess are next on the chopping block. Now all we have left is Huell Howser,Coke Cola,Herseys and our strong military.

dogon3 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"How clean was the counter after they jump over it with their shoes?"...family joke. I've been looking for this one for a few years. "At McDonald's It's Clean!"

OccupyMcDonalds (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

When I was a kid in high school there was a serial killer who lived near me. He owned a large pig farm where he would sometimes invite high school kids over to come drink and do drugs. Some nights he would drive into the city, pick up a hooker and take her back to his pig farm. He did this over fifty times.

OccupyMcDonalds (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Pigs are excellent at disposing of corpses, they even eat the bones. Aside from eating bones, it is believed that Robert Pickton's pigs found their way into the McDonald's menu, snuggled between a greasy disk of ground beef and some processed cheese. Pork is the most important part of the bacon double cheese burger, as well as the pink disk in your McMuffins. It is also believed that McDonald's worked to cover up this horrible atrocity of second hand cannibalism.

supernoah71 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

A clean McDonalds makes for a pleasant eating experience.