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Harry Potter vs. Voldemort Rap : Original Short

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Exclusive! Harry Potter vs. Voldemort in an epic rap battle to determine who is the ultimate wizard! Indy Mogul features the Voldemort make-up effect in this Original Short test film. 'Build' episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... Download the MP3: http://indymogul.com/wizardrap... http://www.IndyMogul.comLyrics... #1: I'm the darkest dark wizard in all of history,I'll slay your ass out like Cedric Diggory. With a wave of my finger Ill put you on the floorYou's a punk ass little kid without Dumbeldore, I'm the best wizard rapper you ever will see,you're a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy.I've got multiple souls and can raise the deadIf you think you can win then you've been sorely misled Harry #1 You's a big bald fairy, you think I'm scared of youI smoked basilisk and I'll smoke you too. I got witches in class I got witches in the hallsIf you look under my cloak, you'll see my Hagrid size balls. I win at wizard duels, I win at wizard chess,Got platinum coated DUBS on my Hogwart's Express You can't touch me son, I drive magic carsI dish out big hurt you just pass out little scars! Voldemort #2Poor little Harry, you're such darling lad.Do you miss you uncle? Your Mom? Your Dad?Oh that's right I killed em, you're little owl too.All your friends are next, I'll cut right through your crew.You look like Marcy from Peanuts and your wand is tinyIs that why you couldn't close the deal with Hermoine?My boyz are called death eaters, they're black magic studsThey'll make you disappear, they don't care for mudbloodsYou can never find me, it's like trying to catch smokeYou hide from me with your punk ass cloak.You think your invisible, but I can see through that! I'll run up with my wand and go RATA TAT TATHarry #2Say it don't spray it your breath smells like a graveYour teeth look like tombstones and your nose is concaveYour head looks like a golf ball your face looks like a lizardHere's the toll free number for the hair club for wizards The toughest gang around is Gryffindor crew,wizards drive by's is what we doWhen dementors try to ice me I step right up and own emI crack a butter beer and say "Expecto Patronum"! Song written by Mark Douglas & Erik BeckPerformed by Mark DouglasBeats by: http://www.myspace.com/jakechu...

Channel: Shows
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: indymogul

Length: 04:46
Rating: 4.764579
Views: 15892811

Tags: Harry Potter  Voldemort  rap  trailer  Original Short  Funny Videos  comedy  Movie Spoof  Special Effects  Test Film  Hiphop  

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CookiesAreCute (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Well, Voldie killed them all, so he is the winner.
iamspid3rman (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"I'll roll up with my wand and go rat-a-tat-tat"-OWNED
Tealor100 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Harry won.
Tealor100 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Harry
kevrumble2659 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
voldemort xDD
RavenDance100 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
VOLDEMORT :)
justinvamp15 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
wands go poof or zap, not rat a tat rat. thats a machine gun
justinvamp15 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
anyone else realize that when harry raps his second time his lips dont even move at the end like when he says about dementors
likey2468 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
voldemort is a pussy in this one and harry potter sounded like a child. they all lost

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